Car Salesman "Doesn't Normally Do This" For Most Area Men

North Richland Hills, TX—Honda car salesman Thomas Hornley offered a "smoking deal" on window tinting to local resident Kyle Wedland that Hornley claims he normally doesn't offer to most prospective buyers.  Hornley, an 18 month verteran of the Huggins Honda Dealership, says he caved in to sell the window tinting for $499 on the 2007 Honda Pilot because Wedland was driving such a hard bargain.

"This guy was a madman," claims Hornley to a fellow car salesman while Wedland was still in ear shot.  "He just kept saying that he would walk out the door and go somewhere else and I really wanted the business so I finally had to come down on the tinting.  I told him I normally didn't do this for most people but for him I was making an exception."

For his part, Wedland walked away from the deal a happy man.  Wedland claims that his extensive research on the internet prepared him for the negotiations and also "gave him the upper hand" on Hornley.

"There was no way I was paying sticker," said Wedland.  "I knew that I had nailed him by getting him to come off the sticker price by $500 and when he told me the tinting was going to cost $750 I said he'd better work on that price if he planned to get my business."

Many, however, question whether or not Wedland did indeed get any kind of deal on the vehicle.  Although the dealership did knock off nearly $500 of the sticker price most standard deals can be reduced by as much as $2,500.  Additionally, a simple evaluation of the extras list marks the regular price of tinting at $499 which is the price that Wedland paid after his alleged discount.

When presented with the fact, salesman Hornley smiled.

"There is a sucker born every minute."  He was quick to add.  "So what are you driving these days?"

Girl Goes To Public Restroom Without Friend

Ft. Worth, TX—A strange thing happened last Saturday night  to Michelle Jones at the City Streets dance club.  Michelle was at the club with her best friend, Sarah Hayes, when Sarah got up from their table and told Michelle she needed to go use the restroom.

"I started to get up to go with her and she said don’t worry about it, she’d be right back," said Jones.  "I couldn’t believe it, I kind of just stared at her as she walked away."

The event broke a huge barrier in public situations in which women constantly are asking friends to follow them to the restroom. This has long been a mystery to men of the world who would actually prefer that their friends not join them in the restroom.  Public restrooms have long been one of the lines drawn in the sand that divide women and men.  It seems that line was washed away by Sarah Hayes.

"I’m not an activist or a martyr," said Sarah.  "In fact, I would usually ask her to go.  It’s just that I had a little backdoor situation from our meal at Mi Cocina if you know what I mean. I didn’t need her hearing all of that."

This one event proves that it can be done.  Women can use the restroom alone and not get abducted or fall in or whatever it is they believe is going to happen if they don’t take one to seven of their friends with them.  May more of the lines that divide men and women ethics be washed away by golden waters?

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